Poop

Today Gwenevere pooped in our closet. Yes, you read that right, she POOPED IN OUR CLOSET! What!? Not on the floor, no no, the floor is for amateurs my friends, she pooped on a shelf in the closet behind my clothes and on a hat. On a hat my mother made me. Sorry mom. I know she felt bad though. Maybe because I was freaking out, "You pooped in the closet!? Why would you do that? We poop in the potty! We poop in the POTTY!" Yes, we poop in the potty. At least some of us do. In our household about half us poop in the potty. Gwenevere is really good about peeing in the potty. I would say a third of our household pee in the potty. Do dogs count? Because he does not pee in the potty. So 3 out of 5 of us pee in the potty and 1 out of 5 pee outside. Though, Gwenevere has peed outside. At the park. In front of others.

Potty training. It's not for the weak.